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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 5505 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 179 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 136 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
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