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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8250 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3365 | Crops Grown: | 2195 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
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