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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6286 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
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