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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7230 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 4325 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
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