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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7062 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
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