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Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3253

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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