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Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 21 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Love Letters Sent: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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