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Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
Divine Spears Created: 26 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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