Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested: 801 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
Magic Items Found: 3501 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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