Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Secret Passages Found: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The jar

    The jar

    Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Farms Harvested: 508 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CastawayMC

    CastawayMC

    CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Farms Harvested: 909
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 189 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Star Wars Conquest

    Star Wars Conquest

    Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chatty Player NW

    Chatty Player NW

    Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JustVanillaMC

    JustVanillaMC

    Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magic Items Found: 3517

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

    Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

    We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 169 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Shotbow

    Shotbow

    Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineWonders

    MineWonders

    Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Animals Bred: 150 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alone Mc

    Alone Mc

    Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6301 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 437
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Goons

    The Goons

    A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 136 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gaudium Middle School

    Gaudium Middle School

    Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Potions Brewed: 96 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CoolKidzTable

    CoolKidzTable

    Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gemora

    Gemora

    A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ReignSMP

    ReignSMP

    Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1055
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 160768 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Chimeras Created: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoomieMcDoomMC

    DoomieMcDoomMC

    Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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