Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 New Chunks Explored: 738988
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Servers

  • AUAnarchy

    AUAnarchy

    AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

    We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

    The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

    – Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Garrettmc Network

    Garrettmc Network

    Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 125 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Crops Grown: 3940 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ChargedCreeper

    ChargedCreeper

    We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

    We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • GoPlay MC

    GoPlay MC

    We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

    Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • iConic SMP 4.0

    iConic SMP 4.0

    iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

    With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

    Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

    iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 266 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • GearsMC

    GearsMC

    (For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • WheatSMP

    WheatSMP

    Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Vivican Crack House

    Vivican Crack House

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 40874 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mines Excavated: 4168 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Obsidian Odyssey

    Obsidian Odyssey

    Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

    You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Villages Defended: 15
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LevelUp

    LevelUp

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LegendFactions

    LegendFactions

    Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 387427 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MC.RANK.LV

    MC.RANK.LV

    Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 265 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Speedsteal

    Speedsteal

    About us

    Our Game Modes

    RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

    Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

    Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Vast

    The Vast

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ValenMC

    ValenMC

    Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

    Gameplay Features:

    Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

    Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

    How to Join:

    Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

    Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Star Shards Collected: 87

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY