Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magic Items Found: 5877
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Divine Spears Created: 23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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