Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 456
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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