Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Mines Excavated: 2389 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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