Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Divine Spears Created: 21
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Zombie Dances: 5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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