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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 33 Endless Night Skies: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Ores Mined: 8181
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 241 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5589 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 20

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Crops Grown: 7853
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1871 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Towns Built: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PokeLeague

    PokeLeague

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PotionMc

    PotionMc

    PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 298 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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