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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0
Magic Items Found: 1927 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 304
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7026
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3389 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Ores Mined: 5553
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 770740
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Runes Activated: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Farms Harvested: 494

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Villages Defended: 13
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9098 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Divine Spears Created: 22

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 383

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 295
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 438

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 168 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 New Chunks Explored: 703940
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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