Are you tired of seeing fake enlarged buttholes online? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only thing enlarged is your imagination! We guarantee that no photoshopped assholes will cause you any erectile dysfunction here. Plus, our community is filled with players who have never even seen a real butthole, let alone a fake one. So come join us for a buttload of fun and leave those enlarged assholes in the past!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
Star Shards Collected: 290 Infinity Stones Found: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BendersMC

    BendersMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Animals Bred: 24
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CarbonCraftXYZ

    CarbonCraftXYZ

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Playblocks

    Playblocks

    PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Vestria

    Vestria

    Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • OreoMC

    OreoMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3021 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 63

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • YomNetwork

    YomNetwork

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PlayFuse

    PlayFuse

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PokeLand

    PokeLand

    Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Potions Brewed: 59 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Cosmos SMP

    Cosmos SMP

    The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Respawn

    Respawn

    Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Animals Bred: 65 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Mineverso

    Mineverso

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Dimension Hops: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Cavern SMP

    Cavern SMP

    Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Infection Network

    Infection Network

    Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Farms Harvested: 657
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 192 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Void Armor Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Fewer Network

    Fewer Network

    Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Star Shards Collected: 127 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2018 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BD ZONE

    BD ZONE

    Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY