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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Void Gems Collected: 21
Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Epic Battles Fought: 7
Falling into the Void: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • vakmc

    vakmc

    Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • JustMinecraft

    JustMinecraft

    Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • NeuroSMP

    NeuroSMP

    Welcome to NeuroSMP – where classic meets modern in Minecraft survival! Dive into a semi-vanilla experience with an old-school twist. Enjoy the thrill of survival, enhanced with a free rank system that lets you climb the ranks. Hone your skills with our unique levelling system and get ahead with our powerful OP kits. Join us for an adventure where every block, every challenge, and every player counts. Step into NeuroSMP and craft your legacy!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SFC.MC

    SFC.MC

    An AMAZING Minecraft Faction PVP Server!We have -Crates -Amazing Community -Koth-And more

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3963 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minecraft Realms

    Minecraft Realms

    Medieval Themed MC Server, with a few QOL plugins thrown in. Claim some land using a Gold Shovel will you have a house or will you start your own Clan and make a Kingdom? With a simple Economy using Chest Shops and Currency being Gold, Diamond and Emerald….Medieval Bartering for the win!Have FUN!!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Eternals

    Eternals

    Eternals has a friendly community and currently a survival Custom updated to the latest version 1.20, with many features: basic commands, jobs, economy, slime fun, superpowers, custom items, keys and much more.English: Eternals is a Spanish-speaking Minecraft Survival server, custom-made to perfection and running on the latest MC version. It has so many features, including basic commands, jobs, an economy, SlimeFun, superpowers, custom items, and keys. The server even has enchants+, bosses, dungeons, and, let’s not forget about events! You really won’t find anything else out there quite like it, so don’t bother trying and just join Eternals!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Ores Mined: 3242 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Overcraft Network

    Overcraft Network

    You can join our network in 1.18.2 [Optifine]. We have incredible support and a selection of games you’ll never get bored of. Some of them include:– Overland – Prison – SkyWars – Bedwars – Arcade – Nexus – And much more…

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Imperia MC

    Imperia MC

    Imperia is a semi roleplay geopolitical Minecraft server and it advances this cause by implementing such plugins and game mechanics to best suit that purpose. However these custom game mechanics may only provide the basic framework, every in-game achievement is solely in the hands of the players. This means, that not all existing features are accessible from the start. Only player input and game progression can allow for progress.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Jujutsu Kaisen Goatjo

    Jujutsu Kaisen Goatjo

    Goatjo Minecraft is a jujutsu kaisen based minecraft server 🙂 We host events daily, crates, survival, pvp and a awesome friendly community

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Love Letters Sent: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Duck Realm

    Duck Realm

    We have crossplay support! Immerse yourself in the boundless adventure that awaits you in DuckRealm.eu, the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking a fresh and exhilarating gaming experience. With our new server, we invite you to embark on an unforgettable journey filled with endless possibilities and captivating gameplay.At DuckRealm.eu, we believe in the power of survival mode to truly test your skills and unleash your inner explorer. Engage in thrilling battles against formidable mobs, gather vital resources, and build your own thriving empire in a challenging yet rewarding environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivalist or a newcomer to the game, our server offers an inclusive and supportive community where you can learn, grow, and conquer the untamed wilderness together.But that’s not all—DuckRealm.eu provides a haven for creative minds to flourish. With our free building mode, you can let your imagination run wild and bring your wildest visions to life. From awe-inspiring structures to intricate redstone contraptions, the possibilities are limited only by your creativity. Show off your architectural prowess and inspire others with your unique creations.As you embark on this epic journey, you won’t be alone. Join our friendly and vibrant community on Discord, where you can connect with fellow adventurers, share your accomplishments, and collaborate on exciting projects. Our Discord server serves as a hub of communication, where you can receive the latest updates on server events, participate in engaging discussions, and forge lasting friendships with like-minded players.To join the adventure, simply visit our website at duckrealm.eu. There, you’ll find all the information you need to get started, including server details, rules, and FAQs. Explore the various biomes, uncover hidden treasures, and discover new realms teeming with wonders. Whether you prefer to go on daring solo expeditions or embark on cooperative quests with friends, DuckRealm.eu has something for everyone.Please note that as a brand-new server, we are continuously working to enhance and expand the features available. We appreciate your patience as we fine-tune the server and implement exciting updates to enrich your gameplay experience. We are committed to creating a dynamic and engaging world that keeps you coming back for more.The time has come to step into the enchanting realm of DuckRealm.eu. Prepare yourself for an immersive journey, where your survival skills will be tested, your creativity will flourish, and lasting friendships will be forged. Join us today and become a part of this thrilling Minecraft community. The adventure awaits!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftLands

    CraftLands

    [1.20.1]On CraftLands you can explore the custom world and build amazing structures Active staff members will help you out with any issues.CraftLands is waiting you.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Alien Abductions: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Envy Block Pixelmon

    Envy Block Pixelmon

    Create the ultimate Pokémon adventure at Envy Block Pixelmon! We offer great community, tournaments, an expansive story campaign, and more for you and your friends to enjoy. Join today!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 448
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Supremecraft

    Supremecraft

    Server dedicated to survival and roleplay of players. We have a wide variety of plugins which will make your experience more pleasant and immersive, other than the monotony you were used to on other servers.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ValhallaCraft SMP

    ValhallaCraft SMP

    The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Minecraft Civils

    Minecraft Civils

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9720 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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