Are you tired of seeing fake enlarged buttholes online? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only thing enlarged is your imagination! We guarantee that no photoshopped assholes will cause you any erectile dysfunction here. Plus, our community is filled with players who have never even seen a real butthole, let alone a fake one. So come join us for a buttload of fun and leave those enlarged assholes in the past!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Magic Items Found: 1859
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
New Chunks Explored: 68120 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minions Network

    Minions Network

    Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Torrent Network

    Torrent Network

    The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • I hate you

    I hate you

    semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • TanukiCraft

    TanukiCraft

    TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Farms Harvested: 575
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Divine Spears Created: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Madcow Family Friendly

    Madcow Family Friendly

    Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Runes Activated: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blade SMP

    Blade SMP

    A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Emeralds Found: 2891 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • HermitVeterans

    HermitVeterans

    What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Helix

    Helix

    Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1817 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • FOX SMP

    FOX SMP

    A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • OzarkCraft

    OzarkCraft

    Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Kanda Kraft

    Kanda Kraft

    Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MC Adventures

    MC Adventures

    Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

    – [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Animals Bred: 75 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • LoverCraft Network

    LoverCraft Network

    This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Star Shards Collected: 100
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Hyskies Network

    Hyskies Network

    Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Chimeras Created: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • The Fahr Realm

    The Fahr Realm

    Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Villages Defended: 19
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9892

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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