Are you tired of seeing fake enlarged buttholes online? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only thing enlarged is your imagination! We guarantee that no photoshopped assholes will cause you any erectile dysfunction here. Plus, our community is filled with players who have never even seen a real butthole, let alone a fake one. So come join us for a buttload of fun and leave those enlarged assholes in the past!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Secret Passages Found: 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Crops Grown: 4896

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Minions Network

    Minions Network

    Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Torrent Network

    Torrent Network

    The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • I hate you

    I hate you

    semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2993 Dimension Hops: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Magic Items Found: 7850

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TanukiCraft

    TanukiCraft

    TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Villages Defended: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 48

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Madcow Family Friendly

    Madcow Family Friendly

    Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Crops Grown: 6451
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blade SMP

    Blade SMP

    A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • HermitVeterans

    HermitVeterans

    What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Helix

    Helix

    Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • FOX SMP

    FOX SMP

    A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magic Items Found: 7270
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • OzarkCraft

    OzarkCraft

    Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Kanda Kraft

    Kanda Kraft

    Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MC Adventures

    MC Adventures

    Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

    – [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 102 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Enchantments Applied: 251

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • LoverCraft Network

    LoverCraft Network

    This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Hyskies Network

    Hyskies Network

    Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • The Fahr Realm

    The Fahr Realm

    Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Villages Defended: 15 Ores Mined: 995
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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