Are you tired of seeing fake enlarged buttholes online? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only thing enlarged is your imagination! We guarantee that no photoshopped assholes will cause you any erectile dysfunction here. Plus, our community is filled with players who have never even seen a real butthole, let alone a fake one. So come join us for a buttload of fun and leave those enlarged assholes in the past!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Meteorites Collected: 1
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Gods Slained: 1
Secret Passages Found: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Love Letters Sent: 16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Element Animation

    Element Animation

    -= ELEMENT ANIMATION =- Welcome to the Element Animation server!It is our mission to entertain, and in more ways than one. The Element Animation team crafts comedic Minecraft animations, which can be viewed on our channel (http://www.youtube.com/elementanimation). Now, we have a server and it’s more enjoyable than ever.Explore, meet new friends, and embark upon new creative endeavors. The possibilities are endless—the only piece missing is you.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Farms Harvested: 330
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Nobility

    Nobility

    Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TyphonCraft

    TyphonCraft

    Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Zombie Dances: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • EnderNetwork

    EnderNetwork

    Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Minions Network

    Minions Network

    Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Torrent Network

    Torrent Network

    The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Runes Activated: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • I hate you

    I hate you

    semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TanukiCraft

    TanukiCraft

    TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Madcow Family Friendly

    Madcow Family Friendly

    Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blade SMP

    Blade SMP

    A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Potions Brewed: 167 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • HermitVeterans

    HermitVeterans

    What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Crops Grown: 5447 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Helix

    Helix

    Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • FOX SMP

    FOX SMP

    A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Alien Abductions: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • OzarkCraft

    OzarkCraft

    Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 New Chunks Explored: 208291
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Demon Skulls Collected: 37

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Kanda Kraft

    Kanda Kraft

    Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Magic Items Found: 7243 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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