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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9532 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, like u ain’t never seen before. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like it’s the 80s.
if u join dis server, u gonna be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. we got dungeons filled with treasure, dragons to slay, and a secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo with llamas, pandas, and even a polar bear that knows how to play the guitar. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a minecart and ride around our massive rollercoaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mushrooms.
so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in the far future. people will be talking about ur epic adventures for centuries to come.
