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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9546 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.
oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.
plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.
