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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4408 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5833 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.
oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.
plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.
