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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8267 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4228 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.
oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.
plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.
