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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6085 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 173 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 892 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the players from China are lining up to test out the market. Who knew Minecraft could be such a lucrative business opportunity? And don’t even get us started on the delusional fags who think Cover is raking in the dough. We’re all about keeping it real here, even if it means crushing dreams along the way.
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the virtual world. Or at least earn more than 1/3 of what anycolor is making.