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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 4899 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Mines Excavated: | 3131 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes.
ever seen a chicken ride a minecart? well, you will on our server. the villagers have their own reality show and the zombies are actually pretty good at karaoke.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party we have every friday night.
so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible. just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.
