Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
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