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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Towns Built: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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