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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Towns Built: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Crops Grown: 1277 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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