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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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