Are you tired of modern windows updates making your computer worse with each download? Is Linux still a pile of poop for desktop usage? And don’t even get us started on Mac being a total joke! Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to build a time machine and go back to a simpler time when computers actually worked properly! Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure through time and space as we navigate through the chaos of outdated technology and ridiculous software updates. Who needs modern technology when you can have a time machine in Minecraft?! Join us now and let’s go back to the good ol’ days!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3873
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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