Are you tired of modern windows updates making your computer worse with each download? Is Linux still a pile of poop for desktop usage? And don’t even get us started on Mac being a total joke! Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to build a time machine and go back to a simpler time when computers actually worked properly! Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure through time and space as we navigate through the chaos of outdated technology and ridiculous software updates. Who needs modern technology when you can have a time machine in Minecraft?! Join us now and let’s go back to the good ol’ days!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Star Shards Collected: 144

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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