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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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