lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dimension Hops: 9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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