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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3120 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 8585 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like a virtual paradise, like, better than a unicorn riding a rainbow.
we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.
you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.
so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?
