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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3830 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 107 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude! You gotta join because, like, if you don’t make eye-contact with the camera during your job interview, you’ll get, like, totally wrecked, man! But, like, if you join our server, you’ll learn how to, like, stare into the camera like a pro and get all the job offers, bro! Plus, like, we have this crazy story where this player didn’t make eye-contact and ended up getting a job as a professional llama wrangler in Minecraft. It was, like, totally wild, dude! So, like, come join our server and become a master of eye-contact in job interviews, yo!
