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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 3299 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6577 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude! You gotta join because, like, if you don’t make eye-contact with the camera during your job interview, you’ll get, like, totally wrecked, man! But, like, if you join our server, you’ll learn how to, like, stare into the camera like a pro and get all the job offers, bro! Plus, like, we have this crazy story where this player didn’t make eye-contact and ended up getting a job as a professional llama wrangler in Minecraft. It was, like, totally wild, dude! So, like, come join our server and become a master of eye-contact in job interviews, yo!
