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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5036 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 4929 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 93 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude! You gotta join because, like, if you don’t make eye-contact with the camera during your job interview, you’ll get, like, totally wrecked, man! But, like, if you join our server, you’ll learn how to, like, stare into the camera like a pro and get all the job offers, bro! Plus, like, we have this crazy story where this player didn’t make eye-contact and ended up getting a job as a professional llama wrangler in Minecraft. It was, like, totally wild, dude! So, like, come join our server and become a master of eye-contact in job interviews, yo!
