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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7609 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).