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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 7567 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 98 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
u want a server that will blow ur mind and make u question reality? well u found it, my friend. this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold. u think u know Minecraft? think again, cuz on this server, pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha.
join us if u want to be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. we have dungeons filled with treasure, dragons to slay, and a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the world.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. if u manage to find it, u will be granted three wishes and eternal glory.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and prepare to have ur mind blown. remember, life matters so little that it therefore does actually matter.
