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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 789 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
u want a server that will blow ur mind and make u question reality? well u found it, my friend. this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold. u think u know Minecraft? think again, cuz on this server, pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha.
join us if u want to be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. we have dungeons filled with treasure, dragons to slay, and a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the world.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. if u manage to find it, u will be granted three wishes and eternal glory.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and prepare to have ur mind blown. remember, life matters so little that it therefore does actually matter.
