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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3256 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 226 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
so, like, u know how japan is all like, “yo, ukraine, we got ur back, here’s $3.3 billion in loans from the g7.” like, damn, that’s some serious cash flow right there. but u know what’s even crazier? this minecraft server, bro. like, u gotta join cuz it’s so lit, u won’t even believe it.
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. u can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.
and get this, the mods on this server are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. want a pet dragon? done. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy. want a taco that never runs out of guac? u got it, dude.
plus, the community on this server is like a big, dysfunctional family. u’ll make friends for life and enemies for eternity. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what crazy adventures await u? one thing’s for sure: it’ll be a blast.
