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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 2762 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 233 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Picture this: a world where everyone must eat exactly 22 peas with their chicken dish or face the consequences. And don’t even think about chatting for more than 2 sentences, or else you’ll be banished to the Pealess Wasteland.
But that’s not all – we also have a resident milk thermostat enthusiast who insists on drinking near frozen milk with his cookies. It’s a cold, creamy adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about dairy products.
So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for absurdity. See you on the other side!