so, like, imagine a minecraft server where everything is so wacky and wild, it’s like it was created by a bunch of AI robots on acid. like, the buildings are all wonky and the animals wear top hats and monocles.

you gotta join this server if you wanna experience the most epic rollercoaster ride of your life. one time, a player built a giant toilet that actually flushed and sent you to a secret underground disco party. it was lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every day there’s a new treasure hunt where you gotta follow clues that lead you to a chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner weirdo run free on this totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Dragons Tamed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Chimeras Created: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like this player left their toxic dad on the curb. Build your own empire from scratch, just like this player built their life from their own hard-earned money. Who needs a toxic parent when you can have a blocky paradise to call your own? Join now and leave the drama at the door – unless it’s in-game drama, because that’s always fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • AllergicCraft

    AllergicCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about pesky service dogs triggering your allergies? Look no further! Our server is 100% dog-free, so you can game in peace without the fear of sneezing your way to defeat.

    Join us and enjoy a dog-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of a furry friend ruining your day. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of allergies, so you’ll feel right at home.

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting a service dog into your virtual world. Your health and comfort come first, and we’ve got your back. So come on over and game with us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is losing!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Enchantments Applied: 124
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter
    Are you tired of awkwardly standing around in silence when you see that one player on the server who you never really talk to? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Awkward Icebreaker” feature that automatically generates hilarious conversation starters for you! From asking about their favorite type of block to discussing the latest creeper gossip, you’ll never run out of things to say to that player you’ve been avoiding. Join now and watch those awkward silences turn into epic banter sessions!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Zombie Dances: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Minecraftistan: Fight for Blocks & Laughs

    Minecraftistan: Fight for Blocks & Laughs
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight islamist militants like a boss! we have 6 soldiers ready to take them down but we need ur help! join now and show those baddies who’s boss in the virtual world! plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for u! don’t miss out on the action, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Farms Harvested: 531
    Towns Built: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • 90s Kids vs 1800s Grannies

    90s Kids vs 1800s Grannies
    YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DAB ON U WHEN THEY KILL U.

    ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT ACTUALLY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND MEET SOMEONE BORN IN THE 1800S? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. WE GOT A TIME MACHINE BUILT RIGHT INTO THE SPAWN POINT.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CANDY. YEAH, CANDY. U CAN MINE IT AND EAT IT AND IT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS.

    SO, IF U WANNA HAVE A WILD AND WACKY TIME IN MINECRAFT, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW. WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A UNICORN RIDING A PIG. YEEHAW! 🦄🐷🎉

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • TopiaCube – Anarchy and RPG server Minecraft

    TopiaCube – Anarchy and RPG server Minecraft

    Greetings, Minecrafter

    Welcome to TopiaCube – a unique Minecraft server that combines Anarchy and RPG/MSO modes!

    Are you looking for a Great Minecraft Server with Anarchy or a unique RPG mode?

    Don’t Miss All the ⚔️ Anarchic Mess ⚔️

    Create, destroy and survive in a world of complete freedom.

    How to log into the server:

    From PC/laptop:

    Name: TopiaCube (or any other)

    Address: mr.topiacube.org

    From phones/tablets (bedrock):

    Address: be.topiacube.org

    Port: 19132

    Minecraft Version:

    Anarchy: 1.16 – 1.21.x

    RPG: 1.12 – 1.21.x

    ✅ Telegram channel: https://t.me/topiacube

    ✅ Chat: https://t.me/topiacube_chat

    ✅ Project website: https://topiacube.org/

    ✅ Our discord: https://discord.gg/topiacube

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • The Confusing SMP server: Vanilla… semi? Oh look! Version 1.21.1!

    The Confusing SMP server: Vanilla… semi? Oh look! Version 1.21.1!
    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Overview:

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity and is powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance. Explore a vast and unexplored world with no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Simple SMP has been running for over eight years and remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Are there any strict rules on the server? No, we believe in giving players the freedom to play the game how they want without unnecessary restrictions.
    How long has Simple SMP been running? The server has been active for over eight years, making it one of the longest-standing Minecraft servers.
    Is there a world border in Simple SMP? No, there is no world border, allowing players to explore an endless world.
    Are there any pay-to-win features on the server? No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP without any pay-to-win mechanics.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Potions Brewed: 88 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 71 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Block Brawl – Minecraft Server

    Block Brawl – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot. Or how about a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe, rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat and monocle, or the Zombie Villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Villages Defended: 20 Mines Excavated: 2298
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Ugliest Character in Gaming Minecraft SMP

    Ugliest Character in Gaming Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic-looking characters? Well, look no further because our server is home to the ugliest character in gaming! This guy is so hideous, even the Endermen run away in fear.

    Join our SMP if you want to witness the hilarity of this monstrosity roaming around, scaring off creepers with its face alone. Rumor has it that this character was created by a mad scientist who accidentally spilled a potion of ugliness on a normal player. Now, they’re stuck looking like a walking nightmare for eternity.

    But don’t worry, this server isn’t just about ugly characters. We have epic builds, crazy events, and a community that’s as weird and wonderful as our resident eyesore. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might even become friends with the ugliest character in gaming!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CookieCraft Minecraft Server

    CookieCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unwanted gifts like stale cookies from a well-meaning family friend! Join us for a chance to escape the cookie dilemma and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities.

    Embark on epic quests to find the perfect gift for Emily that doesn’t involve baked goods that taste like cardboard. Build a cookie fortress to protect yourself from unwanted gifts, or start a charity in-game to donate virtual cookies to those in need.

    Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – our virtual world is a safe space to express your thoughts and feelings without the fear of being labeled as the asshole. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let’s build a world where stale cookies are a thing of the past!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
    Do you secretly enjoy watching creepers explode and destroy everything you’ve built? Do you get a thrill out of accidentally hitting your friends with a diamond sword and watching them plummet to their doom? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of unexpected surprises. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop. From epic pranks to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground rollercoaster that will make your head spin (literally), a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a pet zombie named Steve who loves to photobomb your screenshots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your precious diamonds or turn your house into a giant lava pit. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Farms Harvested: 995

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BlockBusterBust

    BlockBusterBust
    Are you tired of boring old movie discussions? Join our Minecraft server where we debate the most overrated movies while building epic structures made entirely out of popcorn and soda cups! We once had a player who built a giant replica of the Titanic just to sink it in a pool of lava – now that’s dedication to hating a movie! So come join us and let’s trash talk Hollywood blockbusters while crafting our own cinematic masterpieces in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyPropagandaFactory

    CraftyPropagandaFactory
    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, like, for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

    there’s, like, this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.

    oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds? yeah, that’s totally a thing on this server. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Ores Mined: 9690

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Blocky World Quest: System Justification

    Blocky World Quest: System Justification
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

    THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER, IT’S LIKE A CROSS-CULTURAL EXPERIENCE BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE’VE GOT PLAYERS FROM 42 NATIONS ALL COMING TOGETHER TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS TOGETHER.

    YOU’LL BE TESTED ON YOUR ABILITY TO JUSTIFY SYSTEMS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE. WHO NEEDS REALITY TV WHEN YOU CAN HAVE REALITY MINECRAFT?

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EMBARK ON AN INSANE JOURNEY THAT WILL LEAVE YOU QUESTIONING EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT MINECRAFT AND LIFE ITSELF. LET’S GET CRAFTY!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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