PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Towns Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

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EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1311
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	4314
Animals Bred:	173	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	3070	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchantments Applied:	81	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ores Mined:	8460	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
New Chunks Explored:	661902	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Farms Harvested:	236	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Votes:	9323	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	279
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3504
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	100
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	84	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Votes:	7474	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net