PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	174	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

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MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Votes:	9452
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Star Shards Collected:	177
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Void Armor Forged:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Votes:	9904	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	New Chunks Explored:	877569
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6229
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ores Mined:	3419
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Animals Bred:	50	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Star Shards Collected:	98	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Divine Spears Created:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ores Mined:	9347
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net