PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Animals Bred:	162	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

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Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4909
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

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EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	842832	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Votes:	1550
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	1155
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6104	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Towns Built:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crops Grown:	4798	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	172
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4951
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Votes:	8222	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ores Mined:	4989
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	104
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Animals Bred:	54
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mines Excavated:	1109

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Items Found:	8582
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Zombie Dances:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org