PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	202	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

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Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	103	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	259	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3690	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Votes:	7738	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7633
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Crops Grown:	8393
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ores Mined:	1249
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net